Our updates:
Andrew has been mourning recently after his failed coup of a small South American country. No worries, however, as he recently brokered a deal uniting the Somali pirates. In return for his protection, he gets 10% of their booty.
Steve got engaged this past October. His fiancée should be coming to Provo in the next couple weeks (mail order: Russia). Steve and Anita plan to open a business in Salt Lake selling small American flags and other patriotic memorabilia made overseas.
Dave wanted to give back to the community so he decided to switch majors this semester to Non-profit management. He leaves the apartment everyday with a smile and a bell in hand headed towards the Smith’s front parking lot.
Joseph decided to skip school this year and gather a bunch of capital. In the spring he will launch his new company creating internet pop up ads for the visually impaired.
Michael has been having a hard time lately because of the election. No longer being able to campaign for Barack Obama, he has no purpose in life. For the past 3 weeks he has been sitting in his room with the lights off, wearing the same old, stained Obama t-shirt, muttering the phrase “…Obama…change…now?”
Brady continues to surprise the apartment with his literary attainments. Although he restricts his reading to grade school books, he has recently won his second Pulitzer Prize for a probing psychological analysis of fifteenth century proto-feminism.
Richelle has spent countless hours dancing this past year. She has become such a sensational dancer that she has decided to take on new challenges. Her new routine includes somersaulting through a ring of fire and tango on a bed of nails.
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